OH MY, OH NO!
hi i’m dexios or dεx (it/its or he/him pronouns) i like video games and evil artificial intelligence programs. and swords. and fucked up weird guys. i’m 24 years old, neurodivergent (audhd, plural, generally just fucked in the head), transmasc-ish, and bi. i’ve been told i like things a normal amount (lying)follow my spouse i LOVE them! my facking sweetie pea!
while i do block people liberally and remove followers i don’t want, i’m also very forgetful. so if i have you blocked and you want to talk like a rational person, feel free to reach out maybe on a different platform or something.i post what i want. be warned that i might talk about smoking weed or having sex with fictional men or something. maybe (fictional) gore or unreality from time to time. i like horror. i like fucked up characters. it’s okay if you don’t want to see that.i do not engage in discourse. do not engage me in discourse. i’m not here to debate i’m here to hang out. i rarely talk about politics or world events and i struggle to label my views but i am strongly pro-liberation and support full bodily autonomy. and i hate the government.
feel free to add me on any of these! i’d also appreciate you letting me know who you are, but it doesn’t really matter. i usually add people back anyway
…and various friend codes that can’t be linked:
fire emblem heroes: 1218376121
nintendo switch: SW-3245-0570-3629
this page is a work in progress!
i like a lot of stuff! bolded are my personal favorites. i also probably missed a lot
games
fire emblem
the legend of zelda
halo
tales of vesperia
pokémon
uma musume: pretty derby
ibmovies, web, & tv
saw
star wars
red vs. blue
marble hornets
everymanhybrid
alan resnick creations
futurama
lupin the third
fullmetal alchemist
vinesauce
jabroni_mikebooks
house of leaves
john dies at the end
i have no mouth and i must scream
works by junji itohobbies
sewing, knitting, cross stitching
pin, patch, button, & charm collecting
vulture culture / bone collecting
this is my gender page. i collect these because i enjoy the flags and think they’re fun. in short, i’m a nonbinary trans guy.
transgender
non-binary
evilgender
robogender
digigender
staticgender
synthogender
you can call me dεx, dexter, dexios, and any nicknames or variations. switch it up. the “ε” in “dεx” isn’t important it’s just for fun. use he/him or it/its for me. please don’t use they/them.
comfort characters, favorites, blorbos, best friends, objects of my affection, fictional others (in the selfship style), and chew toys. the brain worms taking up all of my thoughts. if there’s content of them i want to see it please show it to me. not listed in any particular order aside from the first few. see if you can find any patterns
valter
fire emblem: the sacred stones
i am so in love with him it's unreal, i can't get this man out of my head PLEASE send help it's been years i can't stop writing him
ganondorf
the legend of zelda series
yet another example of fictional men giving me brain poison, i've always liked him but in recent years it's become debilitating.
raven
tales of vesperia
i told myself i wouldn't fall in love, but unfortunately he has bewitched me. i want to kiss him or throw him down the stairs.
daisuke jigen
lupin iii
i am in love with every part of him, to a pathetic degree. he drives me kinda crazy?
princess zelda
the legend of zelda series
my beloved princess, my queen, i would follow you anywhere, i would move mountains and shape rivers for you
sheik
the legend of zelda: ocarina of time
this guy definitely infected me with transgenderism as a child and for that i am thankful
midna
the legend of zelda: twilight princess
she's so mean and so demanding AND her character arc is wonderful and she is gorgeous
frank 'doc' dufresne
red vs. blue
this is the fool of all time. he's such a little bitch i love him. i need to squeeze him to death i think
agent david washington
red vs. blue
wash come here i promise i won't bite (lying) i promise i won't write you going through unspeakable horrors (also lying)
delta
red vs. blue
this guy is gay as fuck and i will not be accepting any arguments at this time. "logic" my ass.
gamma / gary
red vs. blue
he's so stupid and so fucking annoying and every time he does a knock knock joke i want to tear my own hair out
theta
red vs. blue
that is a baby, a trained killing machine, so cute and so very deadly. i love you theta
eirika
fire emblem: the sacred stones
princess of kindest hearts, you never should have had to deal with the things you did
joshua
fire emblem: the sacred stones
made me fall in love with the entire long-haired myrmidon/merc archetype, even before i knew anything about him
myrrh
fire emblem: the sacred stones
that is a baby, a little sweetie pea, i need to protect and care for this dragon
volke
fire emblem: path of radiance
when he revealed himself to be an assassin i knew it was over for me, i don't even care about his gold obsession
tiki
the fire emblem series
that is also a baby, so cutie and so sweetie, she's so strong and so sleepy and SO green
yuri lowell
tales of vesperia
this guy said "i hate politicians and imperialism" and for that i say hell yeah brother, kill those guys
estellise sidos heurassein
tales of vesperia
estelle you make me believe in a better future for everyone, your hope and determination are unparalleled
judith
tales of vesperia
she's so cool and so fun to play as, i love her character arc and her banter with the rest of the party
fujiko mine
lupin iii
to say i support women's wrongs is an understatement, i'm out here actively encouraging her to be worse
tim wright
marble hornets
the character of all time, a survivor, an unwilling hero, and the king of masking mental illness
jay merrick
marble hornets
everyone says they want an unreliable narrator until he leaks your medical records on youtube and lies about it
david wong
john dies at the end
everyone says they want an unreliable narrator until he starts genuinely making shit up and having the worst life of his life
white mask varré
elden ring
what can i say? he complimented the sound of my tarnished screaming and is a member of a blood cult